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When you hasn’t been drinking for a long time and then you drink 3 beers aaaaaand you’re drunk…

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Favourite part!

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queenmisato:

my song 5 // HAIM

honey, i’m not your honey pie

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givemeinternet:

Hooray!
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  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • America: Move.
  • Poland: Ruszaj kurwa dupe chuju
  • Finland: ........................................................ *stares* ........................................................... *stares blankly* ............................................... *drinks some vodka* ........................................... *stares*.................................. *keeps staring until the person realizes your existence and gets out of the way while apologizing and you walk past them mute and without expression on your face*
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jollyart:

I was in the shower and then a thought came to mind: How do turians kiss? Then I thought maybe they tickle you with their mandibles and i thought about garrus kissing shepard and i died.

jollyart:

I was in the shower and then a thought came to mind: How do turians kiss? Then I thought maybe they tickle you with their mandibles and i thought about garrus kissing shepard and i died.

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givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

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Is she yours? I’m not anybody’s

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bxllions:

Good god
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One day

bxllions:

Good god

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One day

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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

 Drawings by John Pusateri

New Zealand based artist John Pusateri creates near photo-realistic drawings of beautifully colored owls using pencils, charcoal, and pastels. Pusateri currently teaches in the Department of Architecture at Unitec New Zealand and currently has a number of works available through Seed Gallery.

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boodapug:

fatbuttfaye:

And I died.

The blow dryer one…

It’s just awww!

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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It’s a “small mobile wardrobe”

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lesupernerd:

xwolves:

sephirajo:

Episode I had a lot of problems. This wasn’t one of them.

One of the best fight scenes in movie history

This fucking scene makes me nerd myself all the time

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Gamer sex tip #43

asaridancer:

Just as your partner inserts their penis into you, say “SPECTRE STATUS RECOGNIZED.” 

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